About Me

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since posting a picture of yourself on the internet is a great way to end up facedown in a ditch, here is a picture that I feel accurately represents me.

depressing, I know.

Anyway, let me tell you a bit about myself to hopefully dispel the image of a 30-something-year-old living in his mom's basement.

• -I can play drum set, or at least I'm convinced I can
• I spend about three hours a day swimming around in a pool and throwing around a grippy yellow ball.
• I can make really good chocolate chip cookies

So now that I (hopefully) have you convinced that I'm not a complete loser, feel free to go back to my homepage. or don't, whatever.